it was such a hit I was actually ordered by a Colonel to continue publishing.
Kewl Beans, Yeru! Good for you! Kinda like "Good Morning, Vietnam!"..heheheh
Does riding a bicycle off the neighbors garage roof count?
LOL, Yeru! Only if you AND the bike were unmangled during your descent....
reached into her bra, and wiped my nose with the handful of kleenx I took out...in front of her friends. OK that was just cruel...funny...but cruel.
LOL again, Yeru! bad boy!....bad, baaad boy! Reminds me of the time my older sis wore artificial poopsidoodles in her swimsuit to the public swimming pool here and surfaced to find them floating nearby....(cackles)
We were racing another car, when around the corner came a cop (dammit). I was the passenger, and as we passed the cop (center divider) I looked back to see if he turned around to get us, sure enough he did. We had enough of a lead on him to floor it, and get around the same corner he came from. As we got around the corner, we both realized he would catch us because, after the corner was a long stretch of road. So, just after the corner was a dirt road to the left, I told my buddy to turn off the lights and pull onto the road, it was dark and trees and large bushes were on both sides of the raod. We did, and we waited, a few seconds later, the cop flies by, lights on, siren blaring. This long stretch of road also has a main street midway to the left. So, we waited a couple of minutes, started the car and went home.
Two days later the cops showed up asking about a white camaro, we were not home, but his parents were. There were three white camaro's in town and the cop didn't get the plate, so they ran a description in the computer to get the addresses. His parents questioned him and he dummied up. Not many can say they outran the cops!!!
Good GRIEF! Obi, that was a real...um....cheek clincher....LOL! Bet yall were sweatin bullets for a while, huh?
Frannie B